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Stitch n Bitch

23:59 Oct 31 2011
Times Read: 656


Well, that'll teach me to read the fine print before I order something. I saw a Christmas cross stitch kit on the Herrschnerr's website, it was quite intricate and had many threads, but I loved the look of it so I ordered it along with a couple other kits. (Isn't that the way cross stitchers do...there is always "one more kit" that they just gotta have!)



The kits came today. I eagerly tore open the box to find the lusted-after Christmas kit, and there it was. I had planned to get started on it tonight while watching Dancing With the Stars. With any luck, I should have it done by Christmas.



Well.



You'd think, with an intricate kit and many threads, they could have at least sorted the son of a bitch, wouldn't you? Now I have to spend a couple hours taking the threads apart and making some sort of caddy so I can sort them and keep them organized. Cripes. I used to work at a crafts warehouse where we made kits all year long, and we ALWAYS sorted the components for the kit. Sitichers want to sit down and start stitching, not sit down and sort thread and beads and other stuff! Gads. I would have gladly paid more to have all these damn threads sorted. There must be eight different shades of red, and about 12 different shades of cream. GAH!



Oh, well, it teaches me patience I suppose.


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Requiem
Requiem
00:11 Nov 01 2011

o.O Fuck patience! They should have sorted the effin' threads!





 

Saturday Stuff

00:52 Oct 30 2011
Times Read: 662


The coffee creamer is a definite WOW. Got my day off to a great start. After one or two hiccups it continued on pretty nicely, but you know when one shitty thing happens and you can't get it out of your head? Yeah. I had one of those. Lady customer who must have had something going on in her private life, for I have NEVER seen a customer get so mad over a little thing.



She had brought in a shirt and pants a few days ago. We figured it was for some sort of weekend event, so we made sure the shirt looked really good just in case a sport coat wasn't going to be worn over it. When she came to pick it up she walked in at the same time as another customer, male, and he told her to go first. While she was digging in her purse for her wallet he thought he saw his order on the conveyor and stepped over to get a better look. She heard the crinkle, crinkle sound of the plastic bag we put over clothes and she turns around and snaps at this guy : "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"



O.O hormones. He just made a joke of it and said he was trying to see if he could find a better set of clothes than the one he dropped off. Irritably she said to him "Well STOP that noise. I HATE it."



So she gets her order, pays for it, then does the one thing that dry cleaners all over the world hate to see. SHE WRAPS THE CLOTHES AROUND HER ARM ON THE WAY OUT. Holding them up by the hanger, like you're supposed to, keeps them nice and tidy. Wrapping them around your arm makes wrinkles.



Sure enough, she shoots back in, nearly knocking over the guy on the way out. He stayed around (good thing too, as you will see in a minute). She THROWS THE ORDER INTO MY FACE, hanger and all, and screeches "THIS SHIRT IS ALL FULL OF DAMN WRINKLES I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT THE OWNER'S PHONE NUMBER I WANT YOU TO RE DO MY SHIRT".



I want, I want, I want.



First of all, I hung the order back up on a hook and advised her that she had just committed assault, you do NOT throw things at people in a business, and the reason there were wrinkles....was because she had wound the shirt around her arm, the pattern of wrinkles was exactly that shape of the lower arm.



Her mouth fell open. "This is shoddy workmanship and YOU ARE RUDE," she tells me. Isn't it funny, that when someone doesn't act EXACTLY the way you think they should, you automatically say they are rude? I explained to her that if you carry it up by the hanger, it won't wrinkle, but if you wind it tightly around your arm, it certainly will, and that is what had happened. And no, you're not getting the owner's phone number, we are not re pressing it, and you are not getting a refund because, until you picked it up, it was perfectly pressed and nice.



She opened her mouth and started to call me everything but a white woman. I'm sure she was heard outside in the street. My nice male customer stepped up, pulled out his badge, and said to her "I think this is going a little too far and you need to calm down, or the business can and will press charges against you."



She turned white, grabbed the clothes, again winding them around her arm, and started off. In the doorway she turned and launched her parting shot: "I am NEVER RECOMMENDING your business to anyone." I told her that was fine, and I would be sure to call around to our competitors and mention her name just in case she chose one of them for her next cleaner. (We do this a lot, if someone gets a tip that a customer is violent or behaves badly, or is possibly on drugs/booze/impaired, we share info with each other. Helps tremendously.)



The undercover police officer smiled his best smile and told her to have a nice day. LAWSY!! That was the frosting on the cake. I never tell anyone that, ever. I say thank you, see you again, enjoy your day, or whatever. Have a nice day is just too schmaltzy for me. But I loved hearing him say it.



The rest of the day went peacefully. But that crazy bitch is hanging over my weekend. I gotta get her out of my head. grr.


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Requiem
Requiem
00:59 Oct 30 2011

Have a mental enema and flush the bizzle down the toidy?





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
19:35 Oct 30 2011

Heh, what a beoch! Sounds like you could do with some real baileys coffee! I make a great one :)





 

Coffee Nirvana

02:55 Oct 29 2011
Times Read: 680


I was toddling along the dairy case in the grocery store, when I caught sight of something in the coffee creamer area.....Baileys Coffee Creamer!! "all the flavor of Baileys without the alcohol", the label says. Well hell, I had to grab me one of those. But then....which one?



French vanilla, original irish creme, a couple other flavors went by...then I saw the Caramel. Oh yes. Love me some caramel.



It sits now snugly in my fridge. I am torn between brewing a cup of decaf and trying it out, or waiting till morning and starting my day with it. I could do both....


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
03:05 Oct 29 2011

Coffee this late? Nah... do it in the morning to start your day. ;)



You sound like me - such little things make us happy.





Isis101
Isis101
04:09 Oct 29 2011

Do it now...do it now...!





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
19:29 Oct 30 2011

Coffee in the morning hunny!





 

Relative?

02:54 Oct 27 2011
Times Read: 706


Several years ago when I was at the dentist, he discovered I had a couple cracked teeth on my lower jaw. He said that was from grinding my teeth while I slept, and told me to wear a night guard. I go through several of these a year, I just chew right through them. Never mind, at least my teeth are all right.



Now a new wrinkle has emerged. I'd noticed over the past couple of months that when I woke up in the mornings, my knees hurt quite a bit, it was as if I'd spent the night in a fetal position with my knees tight together. Some mornings it really hurt to walk.



My doctor thinks the two things are related, my teeth grinding and my knees hurting. Now I'm supposed to put a pillow between my knees while I sleep, or buy one of these foamy knee braces that should keep my knees from grinding into each other.



Old age is a damn bitch, I tell ya.


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Bones
Bones
03:24 Oct 27 2011

I can think of something better. ;)





Requiem
Requiem
05:13 Oct 27 2011

Tell me, woman. Tell me. :(





Morrigon
Morrigon
13:12 Oct 27 2011

I'm glad Bones said it. >.>





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
21:54 Oct 27 2011

You have to stop chewing on your knees darlin!





Isis101
Isis101
04:11 Oct 29 2011

And here I thought that you'd make a sexually charged joke here about 'grinding' your knees together, or something of that nature...

I do hope that you work out those kinks though...I can relate!





 

Hmm

01:02 Oct 26 2011
Times Read: 722


I just heard that the average american spends $44 on Halloween candy.



Dammit, I need to get myself to the store.


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Lullaby
Lullaby
03:20 Oct 26 2011

Mhm. Candy.

$44 worth of American candy would kill me lol. So. much. Sugar.





CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
03:38 Oct 26 2011

I could buy the really good chocolate..the dark kind that's kinda good for you. Not to give out to the kids...for ME!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
13:52 Oct 26 2011

lol I might spend half that on the sales... which is half off after the big night so... *does the math*



Ok- I am in. :D





Morrigon
Morrigon
14:34 Oct 26 2011

I spend $0 and simply receive candy from those finding me too adorable to resist.





 

Sheesh.

00:42 Oct 19 2011
Times Read: 749


Honestly. I think some people have been watching a little too much reality TV. Had a woman phone us this afternoon, to say that her daughter was getting married this weekend. Ok, we thought she was going to ask how much to get the wedding dress pressed....but nooo!!



The daughter is flying in from Boston on a late night flight Friday. The wedding is Saturday morning at 11. Would we be able to go to the airport, pick up the daughter and the dress (which was coming with the daughter), press the dress and another couple outfits the daughter may have, and take them to the church Saturday morning?



*insert hysterical laughter here*



Really? You KIDDING me? You think we could just go out to the airport late at night, somehow find this woman and collect her dress, take it back to the cleaners, start everything up JUST for her, and press her clothes?



Fuck. No.



Then the mother wants to know: well, if you can't, then who CAN?



Um, did you ever think about having that dress shipped on ahead, packed in a special chest that any dry cleaner can order for you, so that when you get it to its destination, it would only need to be hung up and lightly steamed? Or possibly arranging for an earlier flight, and not leave everything for the last possible goddamn minute?



No one would be willing to do that. We gave her names of a few cleaners in northern Illinois, closer to the airport, that do clean on Saturdays and just might be willing to press the dress in the morning, but not go to the airport and pick it up.



File that one under "Crazy-ass requests."


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Requiem
Requiem
01:06 Oct 19 2011

o.O Wow.





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
07:52 Oct 19 2011

Should have just quoted a ridiculous amout of money for a ridiculous request. Everything has a price. lol





JustinV
JustinV
23:36 Oct 19 2011

Pfft, I would have asked, "How many zeroes are there in your bank account balance?"





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
21:43 Oct 20 2011

Lol Justin, well that proves everything is available for the right price!





 

Movie Night

00:36 Oct 18 2011
Times Read: 763


I was on another site and they were discussing films to watch/rent for Halloween. Two of them are a couple of my all time favorites.



The first, City of the Dead aka Horror Hotel, is a tidy little black and white film about a college student (the luscious Venetia Stevenson) investigating some Witchcrafty-type goings on in her town. It features Hammer's star Dracula, Christopher Lee, as a professor who may or may not be involved in the witchcraft.



The second, Witchfinder General, is a classic gem starring Vincent Price and a cast of British stars in a quite frightening tale of witch hunters. Price totally immerses himself in one of the few really bad-guy roles of his career, the title character who literally makes life hell for his prey.



For something a little different from zombies and vampires, I totally recommend those two films. I know the words "chilling" and "atmospheric" are a bit worn out, but they do describe the two films well. You get a bit of a history lesson with the second one, as the events and characters depicted in the story were based on real people and events.


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
09:30 Oct 18 2011

Witchfinder General, a true classic!





 

Online Deaths

02:14 Oct 16 2011
Times Read: 799


So here's my story on Online Deaths. Shortly after I first joined VR four years ago, in the course of rating and leveling up I met a young Englishman who was in medical school. He would message me now and then for a chat, but after he found out how much older I was he kind of lost interest. Well, that's how these things go.



One night, he sends me this cryptic message: I have to go somewhere and do something. I'll be back later.



Oh-kay. My first thought was, are you messaging the right person? I didn't reply, but just thought how weird that sounded, like a spy movie or something. Anyway, I didn't hear anything for several days, then I get another message from his account, but signed by some guy named Danny. The message said Phil had gone out for an evening and was stopped in his car at a light, and some other car rolled up next to him and fired five bullets into him. He was in hospital clinging to life. The message went on to say visits are not allowed but the family appreciates any support.



I thought, what the hell? This is someone I didn't really know all that well, and I get a message like that? The next day it got worse. I get a message saying Phil died. Well, hell. I messaged back saying how sorry I was, and where was the funeral going to be, so I could wire some flowers or something. I was told there wasn't going to be a funeral, and I thought oh well, a private family thing. It was sad, but as I heard no more, I figured things just moved on.



One night about two months later, I get messaged on yahoo by someone with a similar name as Phil's....he said he was living undercover in Germany, because he "knew too much" and was in hiding from drug lords. He said he had faked his death and moved to Berlin, even his family thought he was dead.



What the fuck? This was just crazy. He kept insisting that I not tell anyone or he would be in trouble, and I asked why he contacted me. He said he might need to move to the US, and needed a contact! Well, fuck. I have relatives in the UK, who didn't live all that far from where Phil's family lived in Yorkshire. They were able to do some digging and found he had not been killed, he hadn't even been hurt, his death was not faked, it all was a lie. His mother was extremely shocked when she found out that he was spreading lies over the internet that her son was dead.



Phil was furious at me for exposing his sham, but like I told him, WHY did you lie in the first place? If you didn't want to talk to me anymore, just don't talk to me. He told me I had made his life miserable, his family were so mad at him (my relatives had thoughtfully given them a print out of all the chats I had with Phil and they got to read all the lies he had told). I just blocked him on yahoo and went about my business.



Then, a couple weeks later, I was perusing the BBC's online site and spied a little blurb in one corner..."Do you have a story you think the BBC might be interested in?" Boy, did I. I typed it up, leaving out Phil's real name, and sent it. I still have the email they sent me back : "The BBC are interested in your story." Heh. They sent me a form-thing to fill out, that I verified all the info was true, and I sent it in. I didn't hear any more, but I did ask family and friends in the UK if they had heard anything.



Apparently the BBC did run the story, because a furious Phil contacted me again on yahoo, under a new ID....even though the names had been changed, his family and friends identified him from the story and were really giving him hell. I wasn't the only one he'd tried to scam, other people came forward to say he'd done the same to them, online.



As far as I know, he isn't on here anymore. He might be, under a new ID. His old account is still here, inactive of course. If he reads this, I hope he's behaving better these days. He should be about halfway through med school.



I guess the moral of the story is...don't go telling tall tales online. Once the truth comes out, you look like a real ass, and your credibility goes out the window.


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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
03:01 Oct 16 2011

Holy crazy people BATMAN!!!





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
03:50 Oct 16 2011

Wow...just...WOW.



I keep reading journal entries here about how so and so faked their own death and it's sick. It's just flat out wrong and it's sick. I can't believe people do this crap. *cringes*





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
05:57 Oct 16 2011

Serves them right. People play with others emotions and expect them to care- then get pissed off because they care enough to get the facts straight. If you're going to screw with people in such a way, you shouldn't blame anyone but yourself that they try to figure things out.



This has happened to me here as well. My first good 'friend' on VR had quite a tale for me- little did she know her heinous small town tale was in a town I'd lived in for about 6 months... when I looked into it, there was no truth to it at all. It was a tale she told on another online community as well- and a few of those members followed her here to out her. I stood by her, then came to find out I was idiot for doing so. After that experience, it's never happened again.



Besides being able to 'see' what I can see as an admin- I was just totally awakened to online liars. People have been really pissed at me here for not buying stories only to later find out I was right. It's caused a bunch of tension for me. Another scammer was here a couple years ago (she'd been here a while) hooking up with countless guys on VR swearing them to secrecy to keep their relationship valuable and 'away from drama'. She even went as far as telling people she had a thing going (or that he wanted to) with Cancer- and my husband as well. Then told people I sent naked pics of myself around. Prove that one. Anyone who knows me knows that's poppycock. That's just a couple scams she had going. And when found out, no one ever comes back to tell me I was right, either :)





Requiem
Requiem
06:25 Oct 16 2011

o.o Holy crap!





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
00:45 Oct 17 2011

Just what the heck do these people hope to achieve with their deceit? Its beyond my understanding.





 

Rip-Off artists

00:51 Oct 15 2011
Times Read: 826


I can't tell you how furious it makes me when people try to rip off our business. Or anyone's business. It seems that a majority of people tend to think that dry cleaners are very anitquated and do not have modern methods of sales history, so they get really surprised when we tell them we know everything they did in our store going back 5 years or so.



A young black guy came in tonight, this guy thinks white people are the scourge of the earth and are out to enslave and degrade every other minority on the planet. He is JUST about civil to my bosses, but to me, he turns his back and talks over his shoulder. I don't put up with that crap. If you can't talk to me face to face, then move your ass along.



He finally condescended to turn just enough to tell me that we (I) had overcharged him the last time he was here, and that he wanted his money back. He said he was charged $60 for a $30 order. Well, I said, let's look at your order history. The last time he was in was two weeks ago. He picked up two orders which were both $15. Total $30, which he paid in cash. I printed out the duplicate receipt and showed him. $30, not $60.



He was furious. "what you mufuhkers tryin' to do? You rippin' off black people. You raise your prices to double, then don't tell anyone. I know what I paid, and I want my overpayment. NOW."



I said "the only thing you will get NOW is escorted from the store. We can prove, via the receipts, plus the videotape from that date, that you did NOT overpay, we did NOT overcharge you. You paid exactly $30. No more, no less."



"Imma get my lawyer on yo ass!"



I smiled. "You go right ahead. When he finds out your're trying to defraud us, he won't be very happy." I reached for the phone. "In fact, I think I'll put a call in to OUR lawyer, just to get this sorted, ok?"



He was SO angry, I can't tell you. I just stared him down until he left. I went on with my work day, closed the store and was leaving, opened the side door to go out and there were flashing red and blue lights and what do I see but a police officer handcuffing my little angry dude and putting him in the back of a squad car. The officer said the guy was prowling around the building when he drove by and the guy actually had a gun on him!



I am very happy the cops keep a good eye on us in this neighborhood. I explained to the officer what had happened, and he told me this guy was wanted on several violations, so he'll be going away for a bit.



That was my Friday. How was yours?


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Requiem
Requiem
01:08 Oct 15 2011

... I am so glad the police got the twatwaffling shuffling thundercunt.



o.o





::hug::





Joli
Joli
01:12 Oct 15 2011

I thought it was kinda awful until I read this. Now I have no complaints.





Morrigon
Morrigon
02:58 Oct 15 2011

Sweet jesus... Be seriously careful.





 

Grrr

21:59 Oct 12 2011
Times Read: 846


I'm so friggin' pissed. My boss decided to not let me do the radio spot, because the salesman told him that I would be needed for about an hour or so at the radio station, and I couldn't leave work for that long! So they decided to go with professional voice people, which costs more. I am so disappointed. I was looking forward to that.



Then, later, boss hands me his phone and shows me a picture of a kitten. He tells me a friend of his has "just the cat" for me. Six months old, loveable. They will bring the cat right over. I said WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE HERE! I just lost my 14 year old cockatiel a couple weeks ago, I still have a parakeet, and a cat is NOT a good idea right now. My boss just looked at me, and said "It was just a bird".



Uh huh. Non-pet people who say that kind of thing make me want to hit something. If you lost a 14 year old child, would you just go out and get another kid? Of course not. I am still grieving my loss, and I do NOT want a kitten. I am gone almost 12 hours a day, what kind of stuff a kitten would get into during that time I can't even begin to think. And of course boss got all mad because I turned down the cat. What the hell?



I was so upset I got a grinding migraine headache. Flashing lights and the whole thing, including vomiting. So I got sent home early. The irony of allowing me to go home early due to a headache, but not allowing me an hour off to do a radio voiceover was not lost on me.



Grr.


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
22:59 Oct 12 2011

''If it's due, fame finds you.''





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:22 Oct 12 2011

I'm sorry. Just take care of yourself and do what you need. People with that attitude are really lacking in an important department.





Oceanne
Oceanne
00:00 Oct 13 2011

I agree.





Requiem
Requiem
01:47 Oct 13 2011

Umm. You could take a vacation day, and invite the dude back who had diahrrea all over your fitting room juuuuuuuust for your boss. :)





Joli
Joli
01:08 Oct 15 2011

Sometimes it really is the world that has gone crazy and not you. I hope it swings back the other way for you soon.





 

New career?

00:54 Oct 12 2011
Times Read: 861


Soon I will be heard all over Rock county. The local radio station's advertising salesman came calling, to sell us 30-second spots on the air. Between the guy and my bosses they came up with some good stuff, then all of a sudden the salesman says "And who will be saying the lines?"



My boss looks at me. "You can," he said.



Oh boyohboy oh boy! I get to be on the air. I have to go over to the radio station this week and do the recording, I'm very excited. The radio station has been running tantalizing little ads for people wanting to have their own little 30 minute show on Sundays, talk/music kind of thing, so while I am over there I am going to see what that is all about. No idea what I would do for thirty minutes...play "Dirty Laundry" by the Eagles and talk about dry cleaning?



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Requiem
Requiem
01:09 Oct 12 2011

Hah yay!






chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
06:24 Oct 12 2011

Talk about your job, obviously. Tell the listeners all about the guy that shit all over the stall thingy. . . . Or lil miss thang. . . . Oh and your crabs!



Ahem. Hermit crabs.





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:29 Oct 12 2011

Can I have your autograph please!?!





 

Food chat

16:46 Oct 09 2011
Times Read: 882


Paula Deen is making biscuits with chocolate gravy on the Food Channel. She says that's a big dish in the south...wow. It looks good, but has anyone had it?


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Requiem
Requiem
16:53 Oct 09 2011

Chocolate gravy?!





Joli
Joli
19:30 Oct 09 2011

Lived in the south all my life. Never even heard of it. Now, biscuits and sausage gravy, that's a staple.





Elemental
Elemental
23:29 Oct 09 2011

Yup. My Granny used to make it for us when we were kids. My cousin called recently to ask for the recipe to make chocolate gravy for HIS children. A tradition passed on in our family. :)





RedQueen
RedQueen
09:30 Oct 10 2011

I'm with Jolie on this one- sausage gravy, yes. CHOCOLATE? not so much...lol



Muast be a Kentucky thang...lol





 

Wish I had been there to see it in person....

04:33 Oct 09 2011
Times Read: 911


Someone in this apartment building has a sicker sense of humor than I do. I just came back from getting groceries out of my car and a guy stopped me in the hallway and asked if I had seen "the picture". I had no idea what he was going on about so I said no.



Giggling, he pulled out a piece of printer paper. On it was a photo of one of the "lobby ladies"...the old dears who spend most of their days downstairs watching people come and go. One of them had apparently nodded off on the sofa, her head leaning wayyyyyyy over , her mouth open and her arms kind of floppy by her sides.



Someone had taken a piece of paper, wrote "Is it dead?" on it and propped it in her lap, then took the photo. It's been going around the building for most of the day but as I was at work I missed the main event. I asked the guy if he knew whether the lady in the pic found out what had happened.



"Oh yeah. She's pissed as hell," he said, "But did you see the notice downstairs by the sofas?" I said I hadn't. He told me the notice states "THIS IS A PUBLIC LOBBY NOT A BEDROOM. NO SLEEPING ALLOWED."


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Isis101
Isis101
04:44 Oct 09 2011

LMAO...too damn funny!





 

Dress Drama

03:09 Oct 08 2011
Times Read: 919


I've been watching a few episodes of Say Yes to the Dress on TLC, a reality show set in bridal salons. So much dress drama! Some of those gowns are gorgeous, and it's amazing how the different sized ladies usually end up with something they love.



Makes me think of my wedding arrangements. I was never the type of girl who daydreamed about a wedding, doodled dress designs or endlessly wrote my married name in margins of books and so on. I was a definite realist. Get married? I can do this. All by myself. And I did.



My mother wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. No dewy-eyed mother of the bride here! She wouldn't announce my engagement, consult with me on arrangments, or any such thing. She went along on the dress hunt most reluctantly and made it clear I was paying for anything I picked out.



I knew what I wanted. Or rather, what I didn't want. Nothing white, nothing low cut, nothing poofy or frou-frou. There was going to be no music at the reception (the reception was going to be quick anyway, as neither myself nor my fiance had much family to speak of, so we were opting for just a quick after-ceremony luncheon). I was looking for an off-white, or better, beige dress with sleeves, no train, no bling. And I found it. The second one I looked at, was fine. I had no feelings about it really, except "woo, it fits!" I thought something must be wrong with me; I wasn't feeling like I thought a bride ought. Neither was my mother, she just wanted to go back home and back to her routine.



The day of the ceremony came, and at the last possible moment, my mother refused to be escorted down the aisle. She wanted to go down WITH ME. I was being escorted by my older brother, and had not imagined my mother wanting to go down also. But she made such a fuss about it, I said what the hell, all three of us went down the aisle together, me in the middle, looking quite like Dorothy (me) the Lion (my brother, huge pot belly busting out of his suit) and the Scarecrow (my mother, waving and smiling and chatting with people on the aisle as we went ) going to Oz.



In retrospect I shouldn't have done it at all. It ended horribly. I should have realized at the time that I wasn't feeling about it like I should, and that should have been a big red flag. But anyway, you live and learn, right? When you know better, you do better.


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Laugh of the day

02:54 Oct 06 2011
Times Read: 937


Just saw this in my junk email box on yahoo, from HotTracksMusicStore.



"Today only, vinyl savings....Fleetwood Mac, Roy Orbison, and Vibrators!"



wha? I couldn't decide if that last name was a group, or if HotTracks were also selling adult novelties!


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BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:39 Oct 06 2011

A finger in every pie!! lol





Requiem
Requiem
12:36 Oct 06 2011

Oh. Bloodlife WOW!





Hahah!





Joli
Joli
05:26 Oct 09 2011

Crazy funny!





 

Annoying

01:16 Oct 04 2011
Times Read: 964


Listen, you. There are almost 17,000 profiles on here to rate, not to mention oodles of goodies in the Database. Why the FUCK are you rating me, over and over, day after day? I rated you ONCE and that is all.



Next time, I will rate you a one and block you. What you are doing is just stupid.


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Lullaby
Lullaby
04:23 Oct 04 2011

I've had someone do the same thing (at the least) four times a day, every day, for the last YEAR.



They say it's so "level up". Uh-huh.

I tried blocking them, and no shit, they refreshed on my profile for a solid week.





I wonder if it's the same person.





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
08:23 Oct 04 2011

lol, you have a stalker!!





Isis101
Isis101
04:46 Oct 09 2011

Hmmm...deja vu...





 

Seeing People

21:45 Oct 01 2011
Times Read: 985


Have you seen the new commercial for Dior's J'Adore perfume (or parfum, for you purists)? It has Charlize Theron arriving at a fashion show in which she is a model. She interacts with such luminaries as Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, and Marlene Dietrich..their real images, lifted presumably from other film roles or what not.



Do you like seeing long-dead celebrities in commercials? This one kind of made me go o.O, wondering how that was done. I realize technicians nowadays can do wonders bringing stars of yesteryear into the present, but hmmm....do those ladies actually mean anything to many people today? I'm old enough to remember them, when they were in their prime as icons of fashion and glamour. Marilyn is still going strong today, long after she has passed on. Dietrich will always be a sort of mysterious glamorous woman, and of course Princess Grace herself, the first lady of Monaco.



Just a little jarring seeing all three in a commercial on TV.


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Isis101
Isis101
22:19 Oct 01 2011

I haven't seen it yet, but I love when long-dead celebs show up in commercials. They add cache and class.

One of my fave commercials was about skinny jeans, which featured Audrey Hepburn dancing around to AC/DC'c 'Back in Black'...!





Sulks
Sulks
08:35 Oct 02 2011

I love that Dior commercial.





Joli
Joli
05:37 Oct 09 2011

It does make me wonder what the person would think about the use of their image.



My favorite use of this was when Natalie Cole sang "Unforgettable" a duet with her deceased father, Nat King Cole in 1991. It was beautiful and...unforgettable.



My least favorites...dead stars dancing around with products like vacuum cleaners. Kinda cheapens the artist in a really weird way.








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